Wanted: Orange Cat
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
This is so pure
I have to wonder if the cat had a confusing day. “In cat carrier… in car… VET?! No; tasty food with kids in strange house. Now home again? Okay??”
(via spongebobssquarepants)
“In 1986 Grandma was worried I wasn’t settling down. So I told her I was having a relationship—with a woman. “I am settling down, in my own way.” And the sunlight settled on the dust on the mantlepiece and the cat settled in Grandma’s lap and Grandma said there were two nurses boarding in her mother’s house in Yorkshire in 1916. And Grandma said she was in love with one of them. 70 years later, she still remembered waiting at the bottom of the boarding-house stairs to blush and smile hello at the funny, dark-eyed nurse she loved. Love between women? Unforgettable.”— Eleni Prineas, in Finding the Lesbians: Personal Accounts from Around the World (via elliesattlers)
(via thatsadifferentstory)
Oh, you better remember me like your life depends on it.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via spongebobssquarepants)
IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!
wanted to see a more recent update and
BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID
(via bvka)
Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
(via may)
La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.
(via fuckyeahfunnycats)
might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms
just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age
but that’s just my opinion
Actually no you’re right and you should say it
(via jottingprosaist)